Liotta Menlo

Although a lot of time has passed, every time I see a cute dog I think of my poor beloved Bolt.

At the time I was still a pirate, and I'd had too much to drink. When the enemy attacked, I accidentally mistook poor Bolt for a cannonball and stuffed him in the cannon...

I buried him in a secret cave where a lot of sailors' sad memories are also buried. I think it's the only thing I could do for him, may he rest in peace!

(Liotta bursts into tears.)