Only I Am Great

Listen to [205535|Goldie] as he tells you how to make [205654|Miraculous Transformation Mud].

Villain! Let me go!
My master is looking for me...my master, who gives me food, drink, shelter, and all that I desire...

You want to ask me about the [205426|Miraculous Transformation Mud]?

By my leaves, I swear you had better let me go or else!
Okay, let's settle it this way...

If you want make [205654|Miraculous Transformation Mud] to transform into a Red Goblin, the necessary materials are different from what you would need to transform into a Bodo. But you should know...if you really want to transform into a Red Goblin...there must be something wrong with your brain!

Okay, listen! If you think you can hit me, I'll find a way to escape. And if I don't manage to escape, then I won't tell you anything, and you will regret it for the rest of your life!

Oh, you're so good and obedient... Okay, prick up your ears and slowly, carefully, assiduously, seriously listen to what I have to say... I promise that, if you do exactly as I say, you will have the perfect disguise...

First and foremost, when you ask something, you should politely say "please"...

It's all so simple and easy. The sooner you get it done, the sooner I can go free. Oh...I can't wait to breathe free air again...

If you don't want to hear how to do this, then hurry and let me go. I hate dealing with brutes...