Amateur Poet

Talk to [116590|Matt]

Welcome to the Dragonslayer Pub, traveler! You look like you know how to handle yourself, perhaps you could give me a hand with something?

Yes, I am talking to you so there's no need to look around! It's just a small favor I need.

For the past few months some guy has been coming in here who calls himself a bard. He said that he could play instruments and tell stories about his travels around the world, and that this would draw in more customers. I stupidly believed him.

But I soon found that he just comes to the pub to steal food and drink, and swindle any newcomers. He can't play any instruments, he doesn't tell stories, and more importantly he hasn't improved business!

I've had enough, I mean, what the hell am I paying him for?!

A few days ago, I employed a beautiful singer who will definitely pull in the male customers, so I certainly don't need this freeloader any more.

Now go and talk to him and see what he says. The guy's called [116590|Matt]. He's the most shameless man I've ever seen! He thinks he can just use the same old songs to attract the customers, but I'm losing so much money that pretty soon I might as well go begging in the street.

Let me guess, was it that same old song about the Hippogriff King?

I knew it!